Combatting the Side Effects of Tiagra……
So……”Tiagra”…..Tiger’s secret weapon to keep up with all his extra curricular hole playing….
Also approved for those days when you need a little less flex in your shafts…..
But what do we do about the side effects from using too much “Tiagra”…?
Well…..ol’ Cletus has found the answers for ya’ll………..
1) Anti Monkey Butt Powder – Cletus Approved √
….for all those chaffed areas from prolonged use of “Tiagra”
Special varieties for him and her for all parts receiving some excessive friction.
2) If “Tiagra” has Worked Longer than 18 Holes…
Cletus has dug up a picture of his families pride and joy for ya…..my sister Buffy…..ain’t she a MILF
She’s sure to handle that little problem for ya…..
3) For When th Ol’ Trophy Wife Comes Home Early…
No explanation needed here Cletus thinks……..
Just follow good Master Cletus’s fixer uppers and you will be back to get that refill of “Tiagra” in no time at all…….!
The Sperm of a Married Man…….
Emergency….someone get this guy a couple bottles of Jergens and a copy of Redneck Girls Gone Wild…..
…….not sure that will be enough to unclog that pipe…..may need to send in two of Cletus’s top girls to pull this one out…!
Two of Cletus’s biggest fans……..
Now I think these girls may have the lungs and power to help out our boy up there!
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Animals Eating Humans May Become Sick….
Now that’s some funny crap….!
Cletus hears dat teeth don’t digest….so at least knock out your tooth before falling in would ya?
Ummm…..Cesar Millan (dat guy who talks to animals) tells ol Cletus that dem animals have axed if you could woller around in some Tobascey hot sauce first? They have a hankerin for something spicy this week…
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That Kid Got Junk In The Trunk….
Sir-Mix-A-Lot you just need to back off……..L Roy already has dibs…..don’t make me open a can of Redneck Whoop Ass…..!
Look it’s J-Lo’s secret white baby…
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Look It’s the Shanghai Globetrotters……
Grab these boys some basketballs…..I think we just found the “Shanghai Globetrotters”….I’m going to be rich!
”learning to fly”…this is the shit our fine education system doesn’t have time to teach us.
