How To Be A Math Genius – the Cletus Family Secret
Ol’ Cletus Jr. makes this Math stuff look easy….
I mean it only took him 5 minutes to find “x”…….let’s see them boys on dat banana shaped island across the water do better.
Cletus is so proud.
I’m tellin ya’ll……he’s got this math stuff figgered out…….that TWO in a row.
…….and I’m here to share the Ol’ Cletus family secret wit all ya’ll so you kids can wizz all over this math stuff too.
Wait for er……wait for er….
HERE IS THE SECRET……….FAST TRACK TO A MATH GENIUS
Don’t know what to say…..do ya? So simple……
Cletus out
Soccer Kick to the Balls….OUCH
Dude……you are playing with the wrong balls there…..you want the “Black and White” ball…..not the “Black and Blue” ones.
What’s the Capitol of Thailand…….?
Ha ha Bangkok get it…
On A Side Note: Soccer’s Newest Sponsor Should Be Happy…!
Cletus hears they even come in 2 packs……once for each demolished nut….!
Now that’s some funny shit…..we’ll he may not think so…..but ol’ Cletus got a good laugh.
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Combatting the Side Effects of Tiagra……
So……”Tiagra”…..Tiger’s secret weapon to keep up with all his extra curricular hole playing….
Also approved for those days when you need a little less flex in your shafts…..
But what do we do about the side effects from using too much “Tiagra”…?
Well…..ol’ Cletus has found the answers for ya’ll………..
1) Anti Monkey Butt Powder – Cletus Approved √
….for all those chaffed areas from prolonged use of “Tiagra”
Special varieties for him and her for all parts receiving some excessive friction.
2) If “Tiagra” has Worked Longer than 18 Holes…
Cletus has dug up a picture of his families pride and joy for ya…..my sister Buffy…..ain’t she a MILF
She’s sure to handle that little problem for ya…..
3) For When th Ol’ Trophy Wife Comes Home Early…
No explanation needed here Cletus thinks……..
Just follow good Master Cletus’s fixer uppers and you will be back to get that refill of “Tiagra” in no time at all…….!
The Sperm of a Married Man…….
Emergency….someone get this guy a couple bottles of Jergens and a copy of Redneck Girls Gone Wild…..
…….not sure that will be enough to unclog that pipe…..may need to send in two of Cletus’s top girls to pull this one out…!
Two of Cletus’s biggest fans……..
Now I think these girls may have the lungs and power to help out our boy up there!
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Animals Eating Humans May Become Sick….
Now that’s some funny crap….!
Cletus hears dat teeth don’t digest….so at least knock out your tooth before falling in would ya?
Ummm…..Cesar Millan (dat guy who talks to animals) tells ol Cletus that dem animals have axed if you could woller around in some Tobascey hot sauce first? They have a hankerin for something spicy this week…
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