Fire! Fire! Fire!…….Oh, Damn……Anyone Got a Phone?
I can see it now….. Mayor, “Heck no you ain’t taking my free car away…..shut the Fire Stations down a few days a week instead”
So what do you do if all your neighbors are gone and your phone is in the house that is on fire? Guess you are just SOL today……..maybe tomorrow you’ll have better luck.
Top Secret Tape of the 911 Call……
Person: “Help me, my house is on fire!”
911 Operator: “Hold on one second, let me call the Fire Station”
Person: ……on hold.
911 Operator: “I’m sorry, they are closed today. Can I help you with something else?”
Person: “but my freakin house is on fire!”
911 Operator: “I understand that, can you maybe borrow the neighbors hose?”