Funny Signs

Animals eating humans - funny shitAnimals Eating Humans May Become Sick….

Now that’s some funny crap….!

Cletus hears dat teeth don’t digest….so at least knock out your tooth before falling in would ya?

Ummm…..Cesar Millan (dat guy who talks to animals) tells ol Cletus that dem animals have axed if you could woller around in some Tobascey hot sauce first? They have a hankerin for something spicy this week…

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Flying NinjasLook It’s the Shanghai Globetrotters……

Grab these boys some basketballs…..I think we just found the “Shanghai Globetrotters”….I’m going to be rich!

 ”learning to fly”…this is the shit our fine education system doesn’t have time to teach us.

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Funny Church SignsFunny Church Sign – Stop Drop and Roll

Can you say Crispy Critters……

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funny church sign - on your kneesFunny Church Sign – On Your Knees…!

Well….well……now ol’ Cletus hav been tryin to tell dem toothless ladies how the supposin to be doin that more…..

Now how dat for proof..!

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Funny Church Sign - Walmart

Walmart Not the Only Place to Save……..

Hmmmmm…….but a the Walmart Cletus can buy six pack….get sum chitlins….and go see the preacher / tattoo guy in the room next to the gumball machine up front all for $5.99

Can you offer me that Mr. Ivy…..? Didn’t think so….LOL

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Church Is Offering To Help Kill You…?

February 12, 2011

So if the Church Kills You….Is That Like an Automatic Golden Ticket Into Heaven? I wonder if they hire out the dirty work…..or if they recruit from within? Funny Church Sign: Says, “Don;t Let Worries Kill You…Let the Church Help” Image Credit: Found Image Here

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No Happy Endings….Business A Little Slow?

August 30, 2010

Next sign will be a “Going Out of Business” one…… WTF……..next you are going to tell me you won’t “fluff my pillow” either…. Funny Sign: Thank You, Please respect our massage technicians….this is not a “Happy Ending” establishment. Image Credit: Found Here

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