So if the Church Kills You….Is That Like an Automatic Golden Ticket Into Heaven?
I wonder if they hire out the dirty work…..or if they recruit from within?
Funny Church Sign: Says, “Don;t Let Worries Kill You…Let the Church Help”
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Next sign will be a “Going Out of Business” one……

WTF……..next you are going to tell me you won’t “fluff my pillow” either….
Funny Sign: Thank You, Please respect our massage technicians….this is not a “Happy Ending” establishment.
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Homeless Guy Not Taking Checks…..

Hey…..it’s not L. Roy’s fault….I told you to wait three days before cashing….now you owe me $39…..!
Funny Sign: (Homeless Guy) Checks No Longer Accepted From The Following People:
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Prolly true…….but did you have to call us out on it?

I have the solution……..put TV’s in the corner of the sanctuary with the game on…..we’ll even be cool if it’s it muted.
Oh, and can I bring my padded bleacher seat as well? Those hard wood pews hurt my delicate heiny.
Funny Church Sign: I don’t know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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Funny Church Sign…Bring Me That Ass!

Hmmmmm……Ass….Football….Ass….Football….Shoot, Church may just win this week!
I think this Pastor may have missed his calling……he should be in Marketing!
Funny Church Sign: Jesus said, Bring me that ass
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