Jacked Up

tiger woods  and tiagraCombatting the Side Effects of Tiagra……

So……”Tiagra”…..Tiger’s secret weapon to keep up with all his extra curricular hole playing….

Also approved for those days when you need a little less flex in your shafts…..

But what do we do about the side effects from using too much “Tiagra”…?

Well…..ol’ Cletus has found the answers for ya’ll………..

1) Anti Monkey Butt Powder – Cletus Approved √

anti monkey butt

….for all those chaffed areas from prolonged use of “Tiagra”

Special varieties for him and her for all parts receiving some excessive friction.

2)  If “Tiagra” has Worked Longer than 18 Holes…

ugly pierced woman

Cletus has dug up a picture of his families pride and joy for ya…..my sister Buffy…..ain’t she a MILF

She’s sure to handle that little problem for ya…..

3) For When th Ol’ Trophy Wife Comes Home Early…

Bruise Relief cream - funny picture

No explanation needed here Cletus thinks……..

Just follow good Master Cletus’s fixer uppers and you will be back to get that refill of “Tiagra” in no time at all…….!

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funny pictureThe Sperm of a Married Man…….

Emergency….someone get this guy a couple bottles of Jergens and a copy of Redneck Girls Gone Wild…..

…….not sure that will be enough to unclog that pipe…..may need to send in two of Cletus’s top girls to pull this one out…!

fat girlsTwo of Cletus’s biggest fans……..

Now I think these girls may have the lungs and  power to help out our boy up there!

Image Credits: unkown

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Silly String Flame Thrower?

by L. Roy Cletus

Silly String Flame Thrower……Yikes!

Wow…..know That’s Jacked Up! Happy Birthday daddy…


Jacked Up Video: Birthday Cake / Silly String flame thrower

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Submitted by: Anonymous

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