Funy pictures, funny pics and a lot of jacked up and funny stuff
Make up your mind already!
Stupid Sign: Open 24 Hours……between the hours of…..
So if I come by on Tuesday at 11:30 pm and they are closed….can I sue them for false advertising or not?
Maybe in their “world” there is 31 hours in a day?
…you also have to wonder…..not only the idiot who owns the joint, but also the person who did the window paint? I guess stupidity IS contagious.
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Stupid Signs: Toilet Paper 101
Whew……sure glad they took the time to give some directions.
I’m also happy that this toilet allows for multiple drop offs! Sometimes you just have to “GO” twice…
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This funny sign says: “…our treat…” “….provide you with a disposable HAPPY MORNING…” and “…….impregnated with toothpaste.”
I’m curious on if the toothbrush is impregnated with the “special white swimmers” toothpaste?
I’m also glad that the team is “practiced” that way I know I’m going to receive a skilled “HAPPY MORNING”
This may just make me want to go to the dentist!
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Sign says: Fire Station Closed Today……For Emergencies Dial 911
I can see it now….. Mayor, “Heck no you ain’t taking my free car away…..shut the Fire Stations down a few days a week instead”
So what do you do if all your neighbors are gone and your phone is in the house that is on fire? Guess you are just SOL today……..maybe tomorrow you’ll have better luck.
Top Secret Tape of the 911 Call……
Person: “Help me, my house is on fire!”
911 Operator: “Hold on one second, let me call the Fire Station”
Person: ……on hold.
911 Operator: “I’m sorry, they are closed today. Can I help you with something else?”
Person: “but my freakin house is on fire!”
911 Operator: “I understand that, can you maybe borrow the neighbors hose?”
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Sign says: This Station guarded by SHOTGUN 3 nights a week. You guess which 3.
Do you feel lucky punk…….well….do ya?
Let’s see…….4 out of 7……I like those odds. I would take them in Vegas any day!
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